Jokes (To Be Continued)
I plan to add jokes as I remember them or hear news ones so come back later, if you would like.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: Here come the elephants.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: He didn’t say anything. He didn’t recognize them.
Q: Why do elephants eat peanuts?
A: They like to save the wrappers for valuable prizes.
